调侃"大裤衩":央视新大楼色情寓意背后纷争(组图)

作者赵世龙为资深报人,湘籍人士、长于鄂西、客居广东,其家为“长沙十大藏书家”之一。1993年入行至今,历任现代人报、粤港信息日报“粤港周末”、南方周末、羊城晚报、中央电视台记者和新周报总编辑（新周报被外电评为2004年中国最有影响力媒体。是年以停刊三期整顿名义荫死。2010年复办新周报周末版,再任总编辑。再因新闻纸强转文摘愤而辞职）、曾历任北京（主持并设计民主与法制时报改版）和云南（滇池晨报）二报执行总编、现任广东省出版集团时代周报副总编辑。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

 MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

 MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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央视搞怪的新大楼自打造型一公示，就惹来评议纷纷，嘴损的北京人很快就将它更名为“大裤衩”，一时名动四方，哪怕央视一万个不愿意，却赢得了民众的一致认可。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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为了“避谣”，最近有传闻说央视要将它命名为“智窗”，马上被北京侃爷们篡称为“痔疮”，搞得央视马上出来辟谣。再后来有高人将其命名为现代风格诠释的“扭曲”，马上又被人故意解读为不说实话的心智扭曲和言之无味的空洞。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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新周刊更以“北有大裤衩，南有小蛮腰”组文调侃。当然，身在广州多年，对南方的那个小蛮腰我更有发言权，它设计的艺术水准还是有的，即古典又现代，别具一格。众多羊城网友将其称之为“羊颠峰”，偕音羊癫疯。意即官方搞面子工程，在珠三角人绝大多数都接入有线电视情况下，耗费巨资修建这么一个实用价值不大的电视发射塔，羊癫疯是在骂这种糜费公帑行为。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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大裤衩呢，相比小蛮腰凭水临风的诗意，就毫无审美趣味了！15亿的建造成本下，在100多米的高空展开的“悬挑设计游戏”、两条直楼呈6度的斜角向外张开一直向上延展——其实，央视“大裤衩”不仅是“世界上最奇特的建筑”（美国《时代》周刊对其评价时的称号），业界的不少建筑设计师更认为它有色情寓意：主楼是一个高悬半撅着的女性臀部，副楼就是与之对应的男根……MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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虽然建筑玩色情波普也是一种人性化艺术，国外建筑里也不鲜见。只是，当大裤衩扭曲公然被付诸在一个如此重要的标志性建筑之上、还获得了“专家评审团”的一致好评并通过，落成在伟大的首都的东三环上，不能不说是“东方的奇迹”。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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不管你给它赋加多少美好寓意，它实际上就是一次建筑师冒天下之大不韪的作品。最初对它奇特的造型，大家的理解就是一个大大撅起的屁股，有人讥刺说莫非这暗合大国撅起，因此入了领导的法眼？MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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记得某天和央视的朋友通电话，被我称为蛋老的哥们接电话时正好在奥运前鸟巢工地采访，我开玩笑，说：“我靠，蛋老师正在鸟巢孵蛋哪？看了贵台新大楼的造型，一直在想，蛋老师以后随央视迁入这栋大楼后，会呆在哪个部位？”MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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趁蛋老脑子还没回过神来，突袭说：“裤衩就是装蛋的。那我看蛋老就该呆在那个撅着的大屁股中间下蛋的那个部位上，哪天楼板一开裂，就直接从下蛋那个部位掉落到街面上，肝脑涂地多好！我一定亲自前来烧纸！”MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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 MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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最近看到大裤衩2012即将启用前的最新内景（图片来自@潘石屹 ）。好象就是我和蛋老说的撅臀拉矢下蛋的那个洞洞位置吧？潘总在他的微博里亲切地表示了他对美女躺在那上面引发的、一个开发商专业人士对中国建筑质量和建材质量的小小担心。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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我说的蛋老掉下去大慨就是这个部位了，还真有这个洞洞和设计？这更坐实了我说的人体仿真说。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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传说中被撅臀勾引得欲火中烧的北配楼着火现场。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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蛋老师顿时大大生气，他不怪我说央视，而怪我想象中要把他摆放那个位置掉落，说这实在很恶意。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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后来央视新址突然起火，网上一片疯传，北京好多朋友都给我打电话报料，还以为“大裤衩”着了，其中还有不少央视的朋友报料，他们大多数居然也抱着兴奋莫名的情绪。那时我们报社的记者站恰好设在大裤衩往北几百米的一栋楼里，我让记者快去采访，他们说正倚窗观景呢！MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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我这央视前员工赶紧给现任的央视员工蛋老师打电话，说：“我靠，听说贵台那条‘大裤衩子’着啦，问候下蛋老被烤焦了没？”MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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蛋老师照例半真半假生气，说：“着了是着了，但着的不是大裤衩，是它边上的北配楼。但你不要恶意将我摆进去。”MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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北配楼我知道，那是在奥运期间启用的央视直播点，光装修和里面弄好的器材就值据说几十亿，超过号称１５亿造价的“大裤衩”几倍。当时就有媒体朋友说北配楼那造型就是一个男根，按北京侃爷们很损的说法就是根大鸡巴，它南边的“大裤衩”就是个撅着屁股的女性下半身。有人解读说风水不对的北配楼被“大裤衩”点燃欲火了。那熊熊之火，放了中国有史以来元宵节最大的一支烟花。MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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设计师库哈斯近期出版的一本名为《Content》的著作，算是当着全中国建筑设计师的面，脱下了“大裤衩”。建筑业内人士就在网上评论道：“库哈斯在CCTV大楼建成以后，意犹未尽，为了证明自己如何高明，如何骗过了13亿中国人，忍不住自己泄露了天机。《Content》书中登出了几幅画面，读者自己看看，用不了解释什么了。”MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

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最近京津唐三角频发地震，也不怕有天那高高撅起的丰臀撑不住了一屁股坐下来？这样的恶搞，有碍观瞻，倒生出另一种娱乐效果来！MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语

Of Zhao Shilong is an experienced journalist, Hunan people, longer than in western Hubei, a guest in Guangdong, home to one of the "the Changsha Ten books home. 1993 entry date, served as the modern newspaper, the Guangdong-Hong Kong Information Daily, Guangdong and Hong Kong over the weekend ", Southern Weekend, the Yangcheng Evening News, CCTV reporter and editor in chief of the new weekly (new weekly foreign named China's most influential media in 2004. is the years to the discontinued three to rectify the name of the shadow of death. in 2010 revived the weekend edition of the new weekly, and then served as editor in chief of newsprint strong turn Abstracts angry resignation), and has served in Beijing (presided over the design and revision of Democracy and Legal Times) Yunnan (Dianchi Morning News) newspaper managing editor, deputy editor-in-chief of the incumbent Guangdong Provincial Publishing Group Die Zeit.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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CCTV Funny new building ever since the shape of a public notice, it attracted the council in a panic, the mouth, loss of Beijingers soon it changed its name to the "big pants", moment move Quartet, even CCTV 000 do not want to, but to win unanimous endorsement of the people.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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In order to "avoid rumors, recent rumors that the CCTV to be named" Smart windows "immediately usurped Beijing Kanye called" hemorrhoids ", and made CCTV immediately out of the rumor. Later, an expert will be named the modern style of interpretation of the "distortions", and immediately be deliberately interpret the mental distortions and words do not tell the truth and tasteless empty.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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New Weekly "North, big pants, South waistline" group text ridicule. Of course, living in Guangzhou for many years, I have more say in the south of the waistline, the artistic level it is designed, namely, classical and modern, unique. Many Guangzhou netizens called "sheep peak-kai sound epileptic. Official means to engage in face-saving projects in the Pearl River Delta, the vast majority of people have access to cable TV, costly to build such a practical value of the TV tower, the epileptic is the curse of this Mifei public funds behavior.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Big pants, compared to the waistline with water Rinpu poetic, would have no aesthetic taste! 1.5 billion construction cost, the cantilever design of the game, launched at an altitude of over 100 meters, two straight floor was 6 degrees bevel outward opening has been extended up - in fact, CCTV's "big pants" is not only the world's most unusual building "(the title) in the U.S." Time "magazine of its evaluation, many architects of the industry believes it has the meaning of pornography: the main building is a hanging a half Juezhe women hip, Deputy House corresponding male and root ...MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Although the building is the art of playing pornographic pop is also a humane foreign construction is not uncommon. But when the big pants distorted openly put in such an important landmark on top, also won the praise of the panel of experts and through, completed in the great capital of the East Third Ring Road, can not be said "Oriental miracle."MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Whether you are assigned to it to increase the number of good moral, it is actually the first architect to defy world opinion of the works. First of its strange shape, and we understand is a big puckered ass, it was taunt Does this coincide big country pursed into the leadership of his stuff?MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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I remember one day and CCTV friends on the phone, I called the egg old man answered the phone just before the Olympic Games Bird's Nest site interview, I jokingly said: "I rely on eggs teachers are Bird's Nest hatching where? Looked at your new The shape of the building, has been thought, will stay in which parts of the egg teacher to move into the building with CCTV?MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Not recovered to take advantage of egg-old mind, the raid said: "The pants is the egg. I see the egg old time to stay in that part of the middle of that break off the big ass lay eggs, day floor cracking on directly from that part of the lay eggs fall to the streets, Take a shot! I will personally come to the burning paper! "MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Recently saw the big pants 2012 before the opening of the latest interior (Photo from @ Pan Shiyi). Seems to stick up the hip pull vector lay eggs and eggs I always say that the hole location, right? Panzong his microblogging cordial that triggered the beauty lying above, a developer professionals a little worried about the quality of construction and building materials quality.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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I say old eggs fall off the big generous this site really have this hole and design? Sit real me that the human body simulation.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Be pushed out the legendary hip seduce horny the North Side Building fire scene.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Egg teacher suddenly greatly angry, he does not blame me CCTV, and blame me to imagine that in should be placed in that position fall, said this is really malicious.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Later the new site of CCTV suddenly caught fire, the Internet is a crazy mass Beijing a lot of friends gave me a call rebellion, also thought the "big pants" with which there are many CCTV friends rebellion, most of them actually holding excited inexplicable emotions. When our newspaper reporter station just a few hundred meters north of a building in big pants, I let the reporters go interview, they are leaning out of windows viewing!MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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I CCTV former employees rushed to the incumbent CCTV staff eggs teacher called and said: "I rely on, I heard your Taiwan piece of 'big pants child' with regards to lay eggs the old scorched not?"MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Egg teacher as usual, half-truths and angry, and said: "forward is forward, but not pants, it is the edge of the north wing, but you do not malicious I put into."MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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North Side Building, I know, it is enabled during the Olympic Games, CCTV broadcast point, light decoration and make things right inside the equipment value is said to several billion more than is known as the 1.5 billion cost of the "big pants" several times. That time, some friends in the media said that modeling of the north wing is a male root, according to saying Beijing Kanye loss is the root of the Big Cock, its south of the "big pants" is a Juezhuopigu female lower body. Some people interpret that to the north wing of the feng shui does not ignite the "big pants" desires. The raging fire, put a fireworks of the Chinese history of the Lantern Festival.MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Designer Rem Koolhaas recently published a book called "Content", regarded as the presence of the surface of the architect, took off the "big pants". Building the industry on the Internet, commented: "Koolhaas' CCTV building built after the last drop, in order to prove how clever, how to fool the 1.3 billion Chinese people, can not help but reveal the secret." Content "book board the pieces of the picture, readers could see for himself, not be to explain what. "MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语
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Recently the Beijing-Tianjin-Tangshan triangle frequent earthquakes, but also not afraid of that tall stick up from the abundant buttocks barely had sat down? This spoof of unsightly, down to give birth to another kind of entertainment to!MrSRainbow Mandarin 彩虹汉语